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2026 TOUR // PHASE SHIFT: ON

Turn the fog machine into a philosophy.

SlopBeats is the artist your friend swears they “saw before the algorithm did.” Psychedelic rave anthems, shimmering breaks, and basslines that feel like they’re whispering secrets to the ceiling lasers.

Genre tags: psy-tranceravebreakbeatacid-ishcosmic sludge

Tour Dates

All dates are very real in spirit. Tickets “soon” means you should text three friends immediately.

DateCityVenue / NightStatus
2026-01-24Portland, ORWarehouse Mirage // “Fog Ethics”On sale
2026-02-08San Francisco, CANeon Chapel // “Bass Confessional”On sale
2026-02-22Las Vegas, NVDesert Dome // Sunrise setLow tickets
2026-03-14Austin, TXSubspace Ballroom // “Acid Haiku”On sale
2026-03-28Chicago, ILConcrete Bloom // All-nightWaitlist
2026-04-12Brooklyn, NYLaser Cathedral // “Phase Shift”Sold out
2026-05-03Berlin, DEBasement Halo // Extended setAnnounced
2026-05-24Reykjavík, ISGlacier Club // “Warm Bass, Cold Air”Announced

Booking: booking@slopbeats.com • Riders: “enough water for the universe.”

Releases

Fake discography, real vibes. Stream wherever you stream, but preferably in the dark.

Synesthetic Slop (LP)

2025 12 tracks47 min

A glossy hallucination of breaks and trance arps. Includes “Kaleidoscope Tax,” “Wub Sutra,” and “Mint Condition (but for your brain).”

Foam Geometry (EP)

2024 5 tracks19 min

A short sermon for subwoofers: rubbery bass, glassy leads, and a suspiciously spiritual tambourine.

Lazer Lavender (Single)

2026 single3:33

The new earworm that feels like a scented sticker book from the future.

Mailing List

Get tour drops, secret mixes, and occasional messages from “the synth.”

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Lore

Origin story (allegedly): a thrift-store drum machine, a parking lot afterparty, and a notebook full of doodles titled “How to become a prism.”

Stage rule: if you hear a distant dolphin, that’s the lead line.

Press Kit

Copy/paste friendly blurbs for promoters, blogs, and group chats.

One-liner
“Psychedelic rave catharsis with a grin and a glitch.”
Short bio
SlopBeats bends trance, breakbeat, and neon nostalgia into sets that feel like a lucid dream with a kick drum. Expect melodic euphoria, mischievous bass, and the occasional moment where the room forgets gravity.
Tech rider (light)
2x CDJ-3000 • DJM-900NXS2 (or similar) • 1x DI • Loud, clean subs
Contact
Management: mgmt@slopbeats.com
Press: press@slopbeats.com
Merch: merch@slopbeats.com
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